Who should be New York Roasted?
You deserve a great cup at a good price. And people who want to pay too much or fuss too much? They deserve to be roasted.
Your typical coffee offender lineup…
If you can’t laugh at yourself, who can laugh at you? Well, your friends for starters:
The Sugar Fiend
The Poser
The “Helpless” One
The Budget Buster
Obviously
The Sugar Fiend
The Poser
The “Helpless” One
The Budget Buster
Obviously
Here’s a few of our favorite roasts.
Dan from Providence
Buys a medium cold brew black and thinks he’s such a tough guy.
Lena from Memphis
Drinks half cafs. 8 of them a day. Just have a giant cup of regular and call it a day.
Mark from Sarasota
Puts so much artificial sweetener in I’m surprised he isn’t glowing by now.
Sasha from York
Takes a picture of every latte she drinks. It’s coffee, not a baby.
Gordon from New York
Spends 10 bucks a day on his fancy coffee shop habit.
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