Man Looking Upwards To the Right While Drinking Coffee

Who should be New York Roasted?

You deserve a great cup at a good price. And people who want to pay too much or fuss too much? They deserve to be roasted.

Your typical coffee offender lineup…

If you can’t laugh at yourself, who can laugh at you? Well, your friends for starters:

Woman Stirring Her Coffee
I Don't Really Want Coffee, I Want Dessert.

The Sugar Fiend

Black & White Photo of a Woman Drinking Coffee
I'll Take My Coffee with Extra Adjectives, Please.

The Poser

Man Sitting Down Holding a Cup Of Coffee
OMG, Making My Own Coffee is SOOO Complicated.

The “Helpless” One

Woman Drinking Coffee In a Park
I Don't Have Money But Here's $8 for Bean Water.

The Budget Buster

Man Looking Upwards To the Right While Drinking Coffee
This Guy. Just Because.


Know someone whose ridiculous coffee behavior should be roasted?

Give us the dirt. We might share it with the world. Then invite your friends to come roast you back. Call it coffee karma.

    Thanks for letting us know your friend’s coffee crimes. Now invite them to tell us about yours.

    Here’s a few of our favorite roasts.

    Dan from Providence
    Buys a medium cold brew black and thinks he’s such a tough guy.

    Lena from Memphis
    Drinks half cafs. 8 of them a day. Just have a giant cup of regular and call it a day.

    Mark from Sarasota
    Puts so much artificial sweetener in I’m surprised he isn’t glowing by now.

    Sasha from York
    Takes a picture of every latte she drinks. It’s coffee, not a baby.

    Gordon from New York
    Spends 10 bucks a day on his fancy coffee shop habit.

    Now Playing: Epic Coffee Fails

    How long can we go on making fun of silly coffee choices? Let’s find out.