Your typical coffee offender lineup…

If you can’t laugh at yourself, who can laugh at you? Well, your friends for starters:

I Don't Really Want Coffee, I Want Dessert.
The Sugar Fiend
I'll Take My Coffee with Extra Adjectives, Please.
The Poser
OMG, Making My Own Coffee is SOOO Complicated.
The “Helpless” One
I Don't Have Money But Here's $8 for Bean Water.
The Budget Buster
This Guy.
Just Because.
Obviously

I Don't Really Want Coffee, I Want Dessert.

The Sugar Fiend

I'll Take My Coffee with Extra Adjectives, Please.

The Poser

OMG, Making My Own Coffee is SOOO Complicated.

The “Helpless” One

I Don't Have Money But Here's $8 for Bean Water.

The Budget Buster

This Guy.
Just Because.

Obviously

Here’s a few of our favorite roasts.

Dan from Providence
Buys a medium cold brew black and thinks he’s such a tough guy.

Lena from Memphis
Drinks half cafs. 8 of them a day. Just have a giant cup of regular and call it a day.

Mark from Sarasota
Puts so much artificial sweetener in I’m surprised he isn’t glowing by now.

Sasha from York
Takes a picture of every latte she drinks. It’s coffee, not a baby.

Gordon from New York
Spends 10 bucks a day on his fancy coffee shop habit.

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How long can we go on making fun of silly coffee choices? Let’s find out.

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